Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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