That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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