Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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