I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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