Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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