Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i wish my penis had a tongue
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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