ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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