worst night to have a conscience
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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