i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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