if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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