what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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