Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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