why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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