have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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