you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
soo... how was my night?
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