I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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