Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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