You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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