Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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