Michael Bay diarrhea
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just want to make out with him forever
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
