I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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