He kissed a someone with a penis
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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