Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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