Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
her vagine was all disorganized.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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