You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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