Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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