Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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