just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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