my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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