I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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