You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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