we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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