what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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