Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
