yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i barfeds in our rink
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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