remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
