He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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