like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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