You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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