STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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