Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he was CRYING into my vagina
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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