I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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