: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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