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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  accomplished twins. life is a go

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• (516): View more from New York

  The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me

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• (845): View more from New York

  How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I need Jameson.

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.

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• (209): View more from California

  Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.

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• (415): View more from California

  The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.

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