We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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