Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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