You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
