Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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