Buhtt sex?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Still dying that you shit outside
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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