She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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