She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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