another moral hangover. fuck.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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