escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Small penises have feelings too.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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