New low: just hacked my moms facebook
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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