brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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